Henry Walker

The best Christmas puns and jokes for cards, kids, captions and crackers, plus why Christmas falls on 25 December and why Christmas puns are harder to write.

Thanksgiving puns and jokes for place cards, captions, kids and toasts, plus what the first Thanksgiving actually was and why the sides beat the turkey.

The best turkey puns and jokes for cards, kids and captions, plus why an American bird is named after Turkey and where cold turkey comes from.

Spooky season puns, captions and jokes for kids and adults, plus where the Dutch word spooky came from and why spooky season replaced Halloween as a phrase.

Pun costume ideas sorted by effort, from cereal killer to five-minute options, couples and group costumes, plus why cheap pun costumes beat expensive ones.

Candy corn puns, Halloween sweet jokes and trick-or-treat lines, plus what candy corn is actually made of and why it was invented as a farm novelty.

The best zombie puns and jokes for kids, work and captions, plus the real Haitian origin of the word zombie and how film replaced its meaning.

The best vampire and bat puns for kids, cards and captions, plus why vampires fear garlic and how the word vampire entered English through real news reports.

The best skeleton puns and jokes for kids and adults, bone puns by body part, and why the funny bone is not a bone at all.

The best witch puns and jokes for captions, kids and cards, plus why witches are shown flying on broomsticks and how witch came to sound like which.