90 Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes for Cards, Captions and the Table
Thanksgiving puns and jokes for place cards, captions, kids and toasts, plus what the first Thanksgiving actually was and why the sides beat the turkey.
Holiday & Seasonal Puns
Holiday puns have the sharpest demand curve of any humour on this site — nobody searches for Halloween jokes in March, and everybody searches for them in October. This category gathers every seasonal set in one place so you can find the right one when the moment arrives.
Inside you will find Halloween and autumn, Christmas and winter, New Year, Valentine’s and the commercial dates in between, plus a full set for every month of the year. Each collection is sorted into short one-liners, clean sets for children, and captions for cards, invitations and social posts.
Seasonal puns are the ones most likely to be used out loud rather than just read — at a dinner table, in a speech, on a card that someone keeps. That changes what makes a good one. Length matters more, because a joke told aloud has to land in a single beat, and every collection here leads with the short ones for exactly that reason.
80 Turkey Puns and Jokes for Thanksgiving Dinner
The best turkey puns and jokes for cards, kids and captions, plus why an American bird is named after Turkey and where cold turkey comes from.
75 Spooky Puns, Jokes and Spooky Season Captions
Spooky season puns, captions and jokes for kids and adults, plus where the Dutch word spooky came from and why spooky season replaced Halloween as a phrase.
70 Costume Puns and Pun Costume Ideas That Actually Land
Pun costume ideas sorted by effort, from cereal killer to five-minute options, couples and group costumes, plus why cheap pun costumes beat expensive ones.
70 Candy Corn and Halloween Candy Puns (Plus What It Is Made Of)
Candy corn puns, Halloween sweet jokes and trick-or-treat lines, plus what candy corn is actually made of and why it was invented as a farm novelty.
75 Zombie Puns and Jokes for the Walking Tired
The best zombie puns and jokes for kids, work and captions, plus the real Haitian origin of the word zombie and how film replaced its meaning.
80 Vampire Puns and Jokes: Fangs for the Memories
The best vampire and bat puns for kids, cards and captions, plus why vampires fear garlic and how the word vampire entered English through real news reports.
80 Skeleton Puns and Jokes That Are Bad to the Bone
The best skeleton puns and jokes for kids and adults, bone puns by body part, and why the funny bone is not a bone at all.
85 Witch Puns and Jokes: Resting Witch Face and Better
The best witch puns and jokes for captions, kids and cards, plus why witches are shown flying on broomsticks and how witch came to sound like which.
80 Ghost Puns and Jokes: Boo-tiful Wordplay for Every Occasion
The best ghost puns and jokes, from kids one-liners to ghosting jokes and Instagram captions, plus why ghosts are drawn wearing bedsheets.